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# Washington Smasher

Cold drink concession offering iced drinks for event refreshments

## Sitemaps

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## Posts

- [Catch the Washington Smasher at the 2026 Bingen Huckleberry Festival! 🍋🫐](https://washingtonsmasher.com/catch-the-washington-smasher-at-the-2026-bingen-huckleberry-festival-🍋🫐/) - The sweetest weekend of the summer is right around the corner! Mark your calendars for September 11–13 because the Washington Smasher crew is rolling into Bingen, WA for the annual Huckleberry Festival! If you’ve never experienced a Smasher before, think giant, handcrafted, ice-cold fruit chillers smashed live and shaken over ice to beat the late-summer
- [🚨 HE HAS RETURNED: THE LEGEND OF PHIL THE TIP JAR 🚨](https://washingtonsmasher.com/🚨-he-has-returned-the-legend-of-phil-the-tip-jar-🚨/) - After months of deep spiritual introspection, silent retreats, and high-altitude mountain meditation (or possibly sitting under a bench in the garage—the details are a bit fuzzy), Phil the Tip Jar is officially back. Look at that glowing, wide-eyed gaze. That is the face of a container that has achieved true inner peace and unrivaled spiritual
- [The Smasher is Heading to the 2026 Clark County Fair!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/the-smasher-is-heading-to-the-2026-clark-county-fair/) - The secret is out! The Smasher team is officially packing up the trailer and heading to the Clark County Fair from August 7th through August 16th! We are incredibly excited to be part of the festivities this year and can’t wait to keep you refreshed through ten days of summer fun. 📍 Where to Find
- [Your Summer Chill at Woodland Planters Days](https://washingtonsmasher.com/catch-your-summer-chill-at-woodland-planters-days/) - Catch the Ultimate Summer Chill at Woodland Planters Days! ☀️ Woodland, get ready to meet your new favorite summer obsession. We are officially touching down at Planters Days on Saturday, June 20th, and Sunday, June 21st, and we're bringing an entirely refreshed, thirst-quenching flavor lineup with us! If you’ve been hunting for a giant, ice-cold
- [TEST BATCH 001: THE SMASHER EXTREME DROPS THIS WEEKEND.](https://washingtonsmasher.com/test-batch-001-the-smasher-extreme-drops-this-weekend/) - 🚨 THE SECRET IS OUT. (AND IT’S ON A STICK.) Dropping This Weekend at Woodland Planters Days. What is it? We took our classic, fresh-pressed Smasher and asked a ridiculous question: What happens if we drop a whole premium Outshine Fruit Bar right into the cup? The result is total flavor chaos. As the real
- [Welcome!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/welcome/) - Glad you found our new online home. This is the place to learn about what the Smasher is up to and where we will be next.
- [TOP SECRET](https://washingtonsmasher.com/top-secret/) - 🚨 Something EXTREME is Coming to Woodland… 🚨 Woodland, you already know and love the crisp, refreshing real-fruit power of The Washington Smasher™. You know how we shake them live with ice, and you know we keep it 100% real fruit with zero added sugar. But as we pack up the truck and get ready
- [As 2025 festival season wraps up, we want to send the BIGGEST thank you!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/2025-festival-season-wraps-up-we-want-to-send-the-biggest-thank-you/) - WOW. What a season! ☀️ As the 2025 festival season wraps up, we want to send the BIGGEST thank you to every single one of you who stopped by the Washington Smasher stand for a refreshing cold drink! From Planters Days to the sticky sweetness of the Clark County Fair and the beautiful mountains at
- [Check Out The Great Events Currently Booked For 2025!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/2024-events-currently-booked/) - Here Are The Events We Have Booked So Far: Clark County Fair It's an annual thrill ride for sure! You can count on the Clark County Fair for great fun and memories. Dates are firm for August 1 through August 10. Come join the fun: https://www.clarkcofair.com/ Woodland Planters Days This is always fun and there
- [Looking For A Part Time Gig? Seasonal Work Available Now.](https://washingtonsmasher.com/the-smasher-is-hiring/) - We are searching for brave souls to help the Washington Smasher grow. Is that you? If so, please drop me a note today and we can find out.
- [Our New Social Network](https://washingtonsmasher.com/our-new-social-network/) - We've moved from FaceBook to WeMe. You can find us right here: https://mewe.com/p/washingtonsmasher
- [Now We're On Pinterest Too!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/now-were-on-pinterest-too/) - You can find the Smasher on Pinterest at: https://www.pinterest.com/kubacks/

## Pages

- [Photos - 2025 Festival Season](https://washingtonsmasher.com/photos-2025-festival-season/)
- [Photos - 2024 Festival Season](https://washingtonsmasher.com/photos-2024-festival-season/)
- [You Did It! I Knew You Could!](https://washingtonsmasher.com/you-did-it-i-knew-you-could/) - Thanks to your unique ability to scan a QR code, you have earned $1 off your next Smasher. Just show us this page on your device and we'll take care of the rest!
- [Fun At ParadigmQ 2023](https://washingtonsmasher.com/fun-at-paradigmq-2023/) - Hey folks! I have a reservation for us on December 2nd at ParadigmQ. Please arrive by 4:25 p.m. The Escape Room we have is called "SOS: SASQUATCH ON SITE". Click on the link above for further information on the Room and Paradigm's address on Mill Plain. The link above will take you to the page that
- [Photos - 2023 Festival Season](https://washingtonsmasher.com/photos-2022-festival-season/)
- [Contact Me](https://washingtonsmasher.com/contact-me/) - Hey there! If there is more that you would like to learn about the Washington Smasher, you can contact me on email: kubacked@aol.com. Text: 360-213-6043
- [Privacy Policy](https://washingtonsmasher.com/privacy-policy-2/) - Welcome to washingtonsmasher.com (the “Site”). We understand that privacy online is important to users of our Site, especially when conducting business. This statement governs our privacy policies with respect to those users of the Site (“Visitors”) who visit without transacting business and Visitors who register to transact business on the Site and make use of

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