The Smasher is Heading to the 2026 Clark County Fair!

The secret is out! The Smasher team is officially packing up the trailer and heading to the Clark County Fair from August 7th through August 16th! We are incredibly excited to be part of the festivities this year and can’t wait to keep you refreshed through ten days of summer fun.

📍 Where to Find Us: Right by the Grandstands!

You won’t have to look far for your favorite refreshment. Our trailer will be parked right by the Grandstands, making us the perfect pit stop before you head in for a show, an event, or a concert.

🥤 Meet the Drink Lineup

We are bringing an amazing menu of premium hydration, morning pick-me-ups, and energy fusions to the fairgrounds this year. Here is what you can look forward to:

  • The Smasher Classics: Dive into our signature lineup of crisp, ultra-refreshing Regular Smashers, served ice-cold in massive 32 oz buckets! Grab your flavor fix in crowd favorites like Strawberry, Mango, Pineapple, and Twisted Orange. Plus, keep your eyes peeled and your taste buds ready—exclusive rotational flavors like Peach Pear and Four Berry Blend will be making surprise appearances throughout the Fair! 🎡🍋

  • Energy Fusions & Boosts: Need to power through a full day of walking the fairgrounds? We will be pouring ice-cold Monster Fusion and Monster Zero Ultra to keep your energy levels locked in.

  • Morning Hydration: Starting your fair day early? Stop by for a crisp Orange Juice or a perfectly chilled bottle of Dasani Water to get your morning started right.

📅 Plan Your Visit

  • Dates: August 7 – 16, 2026

  • Location: Directly by the Grandstands

  • Payment Tip: Cash or electronic payments are accepted. No service fees ever, and we pay the tax!

For official gate hours, admission prices, event schedules, and other details, be sure to check out the official fair website at www.clarkcofair.com.

We can’t wait to see you all out there. Come by the Grandstands, say hello to the crew, and get your Smasher fix! 🎡🍋

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TEST BATCH 001: THE SMASHER EXTREME DROPS THIS WEEKEND.

🚨 THE SECRET IS OUT. (AND IT’S ON A STICK.)

Dropping This Weekend at Woodland Planters Days.

What is it?

We took our classic, fresh-pressed Smasher and asked a ridiculous question: What happens if we drop a whole premium Outshine Fruit Bar right into the cup?

The result is total flavor chaos. As the real fruit bar melts, it infuses your drink with a massive blast of real juice, keeping it ice-cold without watering it down. It’s part specialty drink, part frozen treat, and entirely excessive.

🛑 THE WARM-UP: THE 25-CUP RULE

This isn’t a full menu rollout. This is a live tactical trial. We only prepped exactly 25 cups for the entire weekend. * The Damage: $8.00 flat. (We pay the tax, you keep your loose change.)

  • The Catch: Once the 25th cup leaves the window, the machine is locked, the sign gets flipped, and that’s it.

HOW TO SECURE THE STICK:

  1. Get to the Trailer Early. WE OPEN AT 11. Don’t cruise by at 2:00 PM expecting a miracle.

  2. Grab a Snack. Grab a $1 bag of chips or an ice-cold water to balance out the sweetness.

  3. Ask for the Extreme. If we haven’t crossed out the marquee yet, you’re in.

Will you make the cut? Or are you just going to stand there?

See you at PLANTERS DAY.

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🚨 Something EXTREME is Coming to Woodland… 🚨

Woodland, you already know and love the crisp, refreshing real-fruit power of The Washington Smasher™. You know how we shake them live with ice, and you know we keep it 100% real fruit with zero added sugar.

But as we pack up the truck and get ready for Planters Days on June 20th & 21st, our team has been locked away in the flavor lab working on a wild, top-secret creation.

We looked at our giant 32 oz. chillers and asked ourselves a dangerous question: What happens when we take refreshment to the absolute, untamed limit?

The result? Meet THE SMASHER EXTREME! 🤫🔥

We aren’t revealing the full picture just yet, but for the true flavor detectives out there, here are a few classified clues about what’s dropping at the Farmer’s Market (right next to the old fire station building) in a few short weeks:

  • ☁️ CLOUD FOAM TOPPING! Imagine a silky, velvety, dream-like cloud layer sitting perfectly right on top of your ice-cold chiller. It’s sweet, it’s light, and it changes the entire drink game.

  • 🍊 AN ORANGE SPLASH! A bright, sun-kissed burst of fresh citrus layered into the mix to make the flavors pop like never before.

  • 🍦 THE CHILL-CORE MYSTERY! We aren’t just giving you a drink. Plunged deep right into the center of this 32 oz. masterpiece is a frozen, premium OutShine Fruit Bar core. As it slowly melts, it continually infuses your choice of a Mango or Strawberry citrus base with pure, frozen fruit perfection. It’s a drink AND a treat, layered to absolute perfection!

⚠️ WARNING: LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE DAILY!

Because this artisan creation is handcrafted and built like a skyscraper, we can only bring a very limited stash of the special “Extreme” components to the booth each day. Once the daily drops are gone, they are officially gone!

How much for an upgrade to the wild side?

You can unlock 32 oz. of completely untamed flavor for just $8.00 flat.

⏱️ Mark Your Calendars:

Don’t let the summer pass you by without tasting the mystery for yourself. Come find us at the Woodland Planters Days Farmer’s Market:

  • Saturday, June 20: 10:30 AM – 6:00 PM

  • Sunday, June 21: 10:30 AM – 4:00 PM

Are you going to stick with the classic core flavors, or are you brave enough to take it to the EXTREME?

Stay tuned right here for the official photo reveal… or step up to the register this weekend and see it live! 🥤💥

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Your Summer Chill at Woodland Planters Days

Catch the Ultimate Summer Chill at Woodland Planters Days! ☀️

Woodland, get ready to meet your new favorite summer obsession. We are officially touching down at Planters Days on Saturday, June 20th, and Sunday, June 21st, and we’re bringing an entirely refreshed, thirst-quenching flavor lineup with us!

If you’ve been hunting for a giant, ice-cold treat to keep you fueled while you enjoy the festival, look no further than The Washington Smasher™.

📍 Where to Find Us:

We are setting up shop right in the heart of the Farmer’s Market, directly next to the old fire station building. Just follow the crowd and look for our bright, high-energy banners!

⏰ Our Festival Hours:

  • Saturday, June 20th: 10:30 AM – 6:00 PM

  • Sunday, June 21st: 10:30 AM – 4:00 PM

🥤 What is a Smasher?

It is a giant, 32 oz. hand-crafted fruit chiller built from the ground up to beat the summer heat. We take real fruit purees, add a fresh splash of orange, mix it with our proprietary citrus base, and shake it live with ice right in front of you.

The best part? It packs a massive, vibrant real-fruit flavor with ZERO added sugar… really!

🍓The Fresh New Flavor Lineup ($6 Each – Tax Paid!)🍓

Skip the standard fountain sodas and step up to our order desk to try one of our four core master-blends:

  • 🍓 STRAWBERRY CHILLER: Bursting with fresh, ripe crushed strawberry tones that jump out at you instantly, lingering into a deep, red-ripe fruit finish. Hands down the freshest tasting strawberry chiller anywhere!

  • 🥭 VIBRANT MANGO BLEND: A strong, smooth, artisan blend delivering unique, deep, sticky mango notes. We pop the recipe with a quick splash of pineapple and finish it with a subtle banana background.

  • 🍍 PINEAPPLE ALOHA: Find your paradise in a cup! A tropical dream of fresh, ripe crushed pineapple and banana with a perfect, sun-kissed hint of coconut. It’s okay to smile—you’ve found Aloha!

  • 🍊 TWISTED ORANGE: Fresh, bright ripe orange meets a smooth, creamy hint of warm vanilla. It’s light, refreshing, and nostalgic enough to make an old creamsicle blush.

👉 Make sure to check our live menu board at the counter for special daily flavor drops and exclusive festival rotations!

🎉 See You at the Order Desk!

Whether you are hitting the parade, checking out the vendors, or just catching up with neighbors, make sure to stop by the old fire station, say hello, and grab a cold 32 oz. Smasher to beat the weekend heat.

Real Fruit. Giant 32 oz. Size. Zero Added Sugar. $6 Flat.

See you in Woodland! 🎪✨

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As 2025 festival season wraps up, we want to send the BIGGEST thank you!

WOW. What a season! ☀️ As the 2025 festival season wraps up, we want to send the BIGGEST thank you to every single one of you who stopped by the Washington Smasher stand for a refreshing cold drink!

From Planters Days to the sticky sweetness of the Clark County Fair and the beautiful mountains at the Bingen Huckleberry Festival—you all made it a blast. Seeing your smiles with one of our fresh-squeezed smashers in hand is what we love most.

We’re already dreaming up new recipes for next year! Until then, stay refreshed, and we’ll see you in 2026!

Which festival was your favorite this year? Drop a comment below!

#WashingtonSmasher #ThankYou #2025Season #ColdDrinks #FestivalLife #PlantersDays #ClarkCountyFair #BingenHuckleberryFestival

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Check Out The Great Events Currently Booked For 2025!

Here Are The Events We Have Booked So Far:

Clark County Fair

It’s an annual thrill ride for sure! You can count on the Clark County Fair for great fun and memories.  Dates are firm for August 1 through August 10. Come join the fun: https://www.clarkcofair.com/

Woodland Planters Days

This is always fun and there is plenty to do. June 21 & June 22. Be sure to keep up to date with all the details here: https://www.planters-days.com/

Bingen Huckleberry Festival

Always fun and has been a favorite for years. September 5th thru September 7th. Come join us for some great end of summer fun. https://huckleberry-fest.com/

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Looking For A Part Time Gig? Seasonal Work Available Now.

The Washington Smasher Is Searching For:

New team members to help run the Smasher this year. If you are interested in working with a great concession, please text or email your interest and related experience to me, then I can get back to you with additional information as it becomes available.

The Washington Smasher Experience

Working for the Washington Smasher concession is more than just a job – it’s an experience like no other. From the moment you step into the event grounds, you are surrounded by the buzz of excitement and anticipation. The smell of popcorn and hot dogs fills the air, and the sound of cheers and chants reverberates through the grandstands.

As a concession worker, you play a crucial role in ensuring that customers have a seamless and enjoyable experience. Whether you are serving up delicious snacks and Smasher drinks, assisting with orders, or providing top-notch customer service, you are an integral part of the day’s atmosphere.

Benefits of Working for the Washington Smasher Concession

1. Immersive Event Day Experience

Working for the Washington Smasher concession allows you to be right in the heart of the action. You get to witness thrilling concerts and events up close and personal, soak in the excitement of the crowd, and be a part of the day’s energy.

2. Interact with Passionate Customers

One of the most rewarding aspects of working for the Washington Smasher concession is the opportunity to interact with passionate customers. Whether you are sharing in their excitement during a big day at the Clark County Fair or helping them find their favorite Smasher, you will forge connections and create memorable experiences.

3. Flexible Schedule

The Washington Smasher concession is flexible from the ground up. Let us know what you are looking for as far as a work schedule and we will work on a schedule that meets your needs.

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Now We’re On Pinterest Too!

You can find the Smasher on Pinterest at: https://www.pinterest.com/kubacks/

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Our New Social Network

We’ve moved from FaceBook to WeMe. You can find us right here: https://mewe.com/p/washingtonsmasher

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Welcome!

Glad you found our new online home. This is the place to learn about what the Smasher is up to and where we will be next.

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