TEST BATCH 001: THE SMASHER EXTREME DROPS THIS WEEKEND.

🚨 THE SECRET IS OUT. (AND IT’S ON A STICK.)

Dropping This Weekend at Woodland Planters Days.

What is it?

We took our classic, fresh-pressed Smasher and asked a ridiculous question: What happens if we drop a whole premium Outshine Fruit Bar right into the cup?

The result is total flavor chaos. As the real fruit bar melts, it infuses your drink with a massive blast of real juice, keeping it ice-cold without watering it down. It’s part specialty drink, part frozen treat, and entirely excessive.

🛑 THE WARM-UP: THE 25-CUP RULE

This isn’t a full menu rollout. This is a live tactical trial. We only prepped exactly 25 cups for the entire weekend. * The Damage: $8.00 flat. (We pay the tax, you keep your loose change.)

  • The Catch: Once the 25th cup leaves the window, the machine is locked, the sign gets flipped, and that’s it.

HOW TO SECURE THE STICK:

  1. Get to the Trailer Early. WE OPEN AT 11. Don’t cruise by at 2:00 PM expecting a miracle.

  2. Grab a Snack. Grab a $1 bag of chips or an ice-cold water to balance out the sweetness.

  3. Ask for the Extreme. If we haven’t crossed out the marquee yet, you’re in.

Will you make the cut? Or are you just going to stand there?

See you at PLANTERS DAY.

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